Meet Bertha our esteemed chariot, pulled by all of 45 little Shetland ponies who’s going to deliver us safely to Mongolia (and hopefully back again!)
Named after one one of the following – you choose!
Her service history is non-existent – the service book has no stamps and apart from the current MOT, there was no paperwork – dodgy!
0-60 time is measured in minutes, and anything over 70mph definitely involves brown pants.
So a perfect car for the Mongol Rally!
And for £280, who can complain.
She’s booked into the car doctors tomorrow to give her a check over and some love, and I’ll keep you posted to how that went.